paynus 

A more effective and stronger way of saying "penis". May be used over the intergalactic web, or through general conversation.

"YA WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? MY PAYNUS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!"
"your moms paynus is bigger than yours"

paynus by izzehWIN_ May 2, 2010

paynus 

When your salary is bigger than someone else's.

Sorry, Jeff, my paynus is bigger than yours

paynus by actionmoviefreak February 8, 2014

paynus 

same as penis but different

my paynus is huger then yours.

paynus by quinton November 24, 2004

Paynus 

A more odd way to type penis and most others would not know what it means if somebody typed it in. On the google translator this is the only way to make the computer say penis right.

Guy: Whats up

Fag: Paynus

Guy: What?!?!?!?

Fag: Paynus

Guy: I dont understand

Fag: FUCK U

Paynus by skellskull January 24, 2011

Paynus 

It is an amalgamation of saying "pain in the anus/ass" too many times.

Anna can be a real paynus sometimes, but I love her really.

Paynus by moss12 March 10, 2014

Paynus 

a substitute for the word penis in chat rooms

"DAMN THAT SUCKS *****!"
"What!"
"PAYNUS"

Paynus by RussianBearOnUnicycle November 13, 2011

PAYNESS

Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.

"The EcksBawks will shove its mighty PAYNESS into the sony's PS3" - SS

PAYNESS by PickledFerret November 23, 2011