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When your salary is bigger than someone else's.
Sorry, Jeff, my paynus is bigger than yours
paynus by actionmoviefreak February 8, 2014
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paynus • paynuss • Painus • panus • [paynis] • paenus • pannus • parnus • Paynas • payness
same as penis but different
my paynus is huger then yours.
paynus by quinton November 24, 2004
Word of the Day on February 5, 2014
A more odd way to type penis and most others would not know what it means if somebody typed it in. On the google translator this is the only way to make the computer say penis right.
Guy: Whats up

Fag: Paynus

Guy: What?!?!?!?

Fag: Paynus

Guy: I dont understand

Fag: FUCK U
Paynus by skellskull January 24, 2011
It is an amalgamation of saying "pain in the anus/ass" too many times.
Anna can be a real paynus sometimes, but I love her really.
Paynus by moss12 March 10, 2014
a substitute for the word penis in chat rooms
"DAMN THAT SUCKS *****!"
"What!"
"PAYNUS"
Paynus by RussianBearOnUnicycle November 13, 2011
Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.
"The EcksBawks will shove its mighty PAYNESS into the sony's PS3" - SS
PAYNESS by PickledFerret November 23, 2011
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