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to have caught 12 nuts with 1 bitch with atleast 1 in the hair 1 in the mouth and 1 on the face
payne'd by apeesy July 11, 2006
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Payne Day 

Payne day celebrates the day Payne completed his conquest of Botswana
Me: Ugh why do we have school today it’s Payne Day
Payne Day by Professor Thomas poop February 23, 2021

tyler payne disarro 

a really hot guy with amazing abs gorgeous boobs and an adorable chubby face
tyler payne disarro
tyler payne disarro by juliexoxox October 24, 2011

delanee payne 

Delanee Payne is a very intelligent girl. She is very attractive, smart, laughs a lot, and it just a good person in general. I love her so much. She cares a lot about her friends, and her appearance. Most people call her names, but she always has her head up,. She is the best person in the world. And if you ever meet her, you don't ever want to let her go. Because she is someone u can rely on for the rest of your life. So u better treat her right, and don't let go of her. ( she is so date-able. But u have to be the right guy. She is a little scared of love, so always give her 2nd chances, because sometimes she does stupid things to the people she loves the most. Like let's them go. Aka, mainly guys. )
Ohh, I wish I could be more like Delanee Payne .
delanee payne by Its_a_suprise October 12, 2017

daniel payne 

hi danny your the best :)) i am so happy to have you in my life your my favorite
danny stinks: means that danny is stinky
daniel payne: stinky
daniel payne by chickenperson101 February 16, 2022

Doing a Payne

Saying you’ll be right back, but never actually coming back.
Man, Thomas is doing a Payne.
Doing a Payne by Purple King April 10, 2020

pane dash 

The use of a window as means of escape.
When the substitute wasn't looking Eric pane dashed to the parking lot.
pane dash by Fmike February 25, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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