A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from
Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill
will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be
cool. It helps you rule...
“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super
Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”