proze 

A gift given to you by a pothead.

(11:10pm) * DAlastDON gives fix a proze

proze by Dictionary February 19, 2003

Rise for the prize 

To become erect for sex.

Ok, we need to get naked while I rise for the prize!

Rise for the prize by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

super quantum unit intel processor 

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...

“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

super quantum unit intel processor by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020

Seizure Procedure 

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

Seizure Procedure by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018

Eyes on the prize dump 

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

Eyes on the prize dump by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014

Please proceed, Governor 

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.

Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator

Please proceed, Governor by jcb82 October 19, 2012

Proebaing

When a player goes out of his way to rank kills on other players without his guild being present.

Player 1: Sunlive! Stop proebaing please.
Player 2: Look at Lite, this guy is just proebaing...

Proebaing by Sat1re April 2, 2013