Definitions by Shithousepoet

muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.

I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.

muddy bookmark by Shithousepoet March 13, 2015

Eyes on the prize dump 

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

Eyes on the prize dump by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014

Atomic snoodle 

This is when you snoodle an atomic fireball and insert it into some ones asshole.

I just performed the atomic snoodle i bet my cock tastes great.

Atomic snoodle by Shithousepoet September 30, 2014