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protuss

cough suppressant that a doctor gives for extreme cough and contains a narcotic HYDROCODONE it is not in time released form. so in other words it will put your dick in the dirt.
I went to my doctor and he gave me some PROTUSS and that shit fucked me up.
by Judd Miller September 25, 2007
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Protoss

One of three playable races in the game Starcraft by Blizzard Entertainment. They're the opposites of the scale compared to the Zerg. The Protoss are a stoic, psionically enhanced species which represent what we would know as the pinnacle of evolution. They are few in number, but each unit is incredibly powerful. One of the favorite units of Protoss enthousiasts is the Archon.

"Protoss" means "The Firstborn". In the storyline behind the game, they are the first creation of the Xel'Naga, a most likely extinct species which was obsessed with creating the ultimate lifeform.

The Protoss represent the purity of form. The Zerg represent the purity of essence.
The Protoss's worst enemy is the Terran's EMP Shockwave.

I am Protoss. I am complete. The Conclave will overcome. Hail Tassadar.
by Grey December 20, 2004
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Protoss Carrier

Facts:
An air/space unit in the PC game 'Starcraft' that is used by the Protoss military forces. It is a slow moving behemoth of a captial ship that, instead of attacking with its own weapons, launches small robotic strike-craft called interceptors that it manufacturers in an internal factory. Used by many Protoss commanders to dominate far away planets. The carrier is now in-famous as a rushing weapon most commonly deployed by 'newbs' on Blizzards online competition arena Battlenet (see Carrier Rush).

Opinion:
I've always liked the carrier as a support unit. I admit to summoning them in masse' during the early days of my Battlenet career to attain cheap and tasteless victories, but I do not have shame using them as they were intented to be used.

Rumors:
"In Ressurection IV, a Protoss ship that may be a carrier is seen firing an immensely powerful beam from its underside as a planetary bombardment weapon, burning the surface of Braxis. A Protoss vessel, possibly a Carrier, was also seen in the introduction cinematic for the original Starcraft game, obliterating a Terran salvage vessel with a similar weapon.

While such bombardments were used against Chau Sara, Mar Sara and Antiga Prime, it's not clear if Carriers fired upon those planets as well.

Rumors indicate that the weapon fired used by the carriers on those instances was planned to be included in the game as a counterpart to the Terran Battlecruiser's Yamato Cannon, but later, this idea was scrapped due to the power given to the Protoss in the form of Psionic Storm."

-Source For Rumor- 'Wikipedia.com'
The Protoss Carrier is quite a force to be reckoned with.

Player 1: "0mg j00 n00b fuxored me up with j0r cheap a$$ carriers!!!!"

Player 2: "Carrier ftw!"
by SAOG October 19, 2005
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protossed

From the Starcraft gaming community, similar to "Zerged".
Protossed is being just stream-rolled by a blatantly overpowered race, or imbalance in the game.
He was so far ahead in that game, but then he got PROTOSSED by that unresolved imbalance!! Just disgusting!
by VoetsekSC August 8, 2014
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Protoss

Means first born in Greek

Also a cool race in Starcraft
Billy : I like to play Protoss in Starcraft.
Fred : I prefer Zerg.
Billy : Well, my Dark Templar will kick your Zerg ground units any day.

Fred : Well, I would show you who's ground units would be kicked.

Billy: You would bet on that?
by violingeek August 4, 2011
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Profussy

Its an application of the theorem that when submissive and breedable intersect it creates bussy. When you apply Professor Lando, you get profussy.
Mike: Omg he's so profussy
Jimothy: Shut the fuck up dickhead
by SoggyPeanut January 19, 2022
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by Luka November 9, 2003
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