Protosstitute

A protitute who also happens to be of the race known as Protoss from the Starcraft series.

"So I picked up this protosstitute and the next thing I know I have genital warts.

Protosstitute by Foggy Gentlemen June 11, 2006

Proofstitute 

A person who enjoys high proofed spirits, such as barrell proof, cask strength, full proof varieties of the favorite liquor.

HotButteryRolls from YouTube is a proofstitute

Proofstitute by tonytwotoes January 8, 2021

Protestitute 

A person who earns money by selling their services as a protester, regardless of the cause which the purchasing party is fighting for.

He was little more than a voice for hire, a soulless protestitute with no ideals of his own.

Protestitute by Steff W December 9, 2008

proofstitute 

Someone who always needs proof.

Billy is a proofstitute and a dispatcher.
Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency?
Citizen: There's a serial killer in my room! Send help!
Dispatcher: Do you have proof?
Dispatcher: Hello?

proofstitute by Moment2Blossom June 5, 2017

Protostitute 

A software developer who spends more time writing prototypes than code that will actually be used by someone.

The sales department is turning me into a protostitute ... why can't they sell what we have instead of what we don't have?

Protostitute by dsotm July 21, 2011

PrOSStitute 

forks (Open Source Software) for money.

Boxee is an XBMC prOSStitute.

PrOSStitute by rkgt3 July 22, 2011

Protistitute 

A being, regardless of gender, who remains stationary in one designated position, mostly corner of the room, for a long period of time. Can be hired for anyone between $10-$50.

Yo look at that guy just standing there like a protistitute xD

Protistitute by Big Hob Joe May 5, 2018