by Fedora Cock January 3, 2015
(Phrase) Slang for Eat My Pussy. Commonly used in the hallways of Catholic schools in order to disguise the true message at hand.
by lilrere September 11, 2007
"When a nuclear bomb explodes, a whole shitload of EMP is discharged, and powerful enough to turn all appliances into toast!"
-me
-me
by Dave March 31, 2004
by Big dick Jill January 10, 2020
EMP is an acronym for Electronic Monitoring Program. It is when a person has to wear an ankle bracelet and be under home monitoring for a certain period of time. A person on EMP cannot step out of the house within a certain boundary. If that person has to go somewhere like to drug class or church they have notify their EMP P.O. before they leave and then once they arrive home. If they do try to leave and run around the streets the other side of the monitor where the probation offices are will begin beeping.
Note that there is a difference between House arrest and EMP. EMP you wear a monitor, house arrest you don't.
People under EMP have to pay for the ankle bracelet and the machine which is usually over $600.
Note that there is a difference between House arrest and EMP. EMP you wear a monitor, house arrest you don't.
People under EMP have to pay for the ankle bracelet and the machine which is usually over $600.
by queefless August 5, 2009
EMP = Empire
A group that moderates the Gay & Bi chat room on Stickam.com. Known for the Extremely intelligent rantings of their leader, Emporor Dominar.
A group that moderates the Gay & Bi chat room on Stickam.com. Known for the Extremely intelligent rantings of their leader, Emporor Dominar.
by Morph26 November 24, 2008
Epic Motherfucking Phail.
A fail so epic that not only did the spelling of the word 'fail' change, just for that moment but it also fucked several mothers.
A fail so epic that not only did the spelling of the word 'fail' change, just for that moment but it also fucked several mothers.
by Fenikkusu24 June 14, 2010