A non-playable race in the Blizzard game Starcraft. Heard of only in the storyline, though never portrayed, they are supposedly the creators of the Protoss and the Zerg. The Xel'Naga creatures roamed the universe in travelling "worldships", and breathed life into several species, in an attempt to create the perfect lifeform.
The Protoss presented the purity of Form.
The Zerg presented the purity of Essence.
Though the Xel'Naga are now extinct, if the Protoss and Zerg would ever merge into one species, they would represent the Purity of Being.
The Protoss presented the purity of Form.
The Zerg presented the purity of Essence.
Though the Xel'Naga are now extinct, if the Protoss and Zerg would ever merge into one species, they would represent the Purity of Being.
by Grey December 20, 2004
an enormously gay man who likes to jizz in his partner's ass and slurp out the man-juice with a straw
by grey September 19, 2004
One of three playable races in the game Starcraft by Blizzard Entertainment. They're the opposites of the scale compared to the Zerg. The Protoss are a stoic, psionically enhanced species which represent what we would know as the pinnacle of evolution. They are few in number, but each unit is incredibly powerful. One of the favorite units of Protoss enthousiasts is the Archon.
"Protoss" means "The Firstborn". In the storyline behind the game, they are the first creation of the Xel'Naga, a most likely extinct species which was obsessed with creating the ultimate lifeform.
The Protoss represent the purity of form. The Zerg represent the purity of essence.
"Protoss" means "The Firstborn". In the storyline behind the game, they are the first creation of the Xel'Naga, a most likely extinct species which was obsessed with creating the ultimate lifeform.
The Protoss represent the purity of form. The Zerg represent the purity of essence.
The Protoss's worst enemy is the Terran's EMP Shockwave.
I am Protoss. I am complete. The Conclave will overcome. Hail Tassadar.
I am Protoss. I am complete. The Conclave will overcome. Hail Tassadar.
by Grey December 20, 2004
"I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything.
Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>
Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!
Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>
Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!
Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!
by grey July 24, 2004
One of the many names you ask for when prank calling Bart Simpson style. It's pronounced "My Wang" and is an actual chinese name.
Other names you can use:
Mike Hunt
Mike Rotch
Amanda Huggenkiss
Mei Dong
Mypee Ness
Gud Annal
and many others. Think of your own!
Other names you can use:
Mike Hunt
Mike Rotch
Amanda Huggenkiss
Mei Dong
Mypee Ness
Gud Annal
and many others. Think of your own!
"Hello?"
"Hi, is Mei Wang there?"
"Hold on, I'll check. Hey, everybody! Is Mei Wang here? Has anyone seen Mei Wang? Mei Wang? Noone knows where Mei Wang is?... Sorry, I can't find Mei Wang."
"Oh, no problem."
"Hi, is Mei Wang there?"
"Hold on, I'll check. Hey, everybody! Is Mei Wang here? Has anyone seen Mei Wang? Mei Wang? Noone knows where Mei Wang is?... Sorry, I can't find Mei Wang."
"Oh, no problem."
by grey August 18, 2004
originates from the movie jay and silent bob, but is now generally used in reference to the clitmaster Grey Gardner of santa rosa california
"Grey is the clitmaster"
by grey September 19, 2004
upchuck
barf
vomit
hurl
ralph
purge
puke
hork
buick
spew
regurgitate
throw up
toss your cookies
lose your lunch
toss a sidewalk pizza
tango with the toilet
make modern art in the toilet
have a technicolor yawn
expunge the contents of your stomach
bare your guts to the world
become a multicolored organic fountain
revisit your breakfast
vomit your victuals
drive the porcelain bus
perform peristaltic pyrotechnics
paint the town red.. and green and orange and pink
have to say "that tasted better going down than coming up"
burp to the ninth power
make the janitor get out the ol’ sawdust bucket
find out just how acidic your stomach contents are
greet your guts
pray to the porcelain god
barf
vomit
hurl
ralph
purge
puke
hork
buick
spew
regurgitate
throw up
toss your cookies
lose your lunch
toss a sidewalk pizza
tango with the toilet
make modern art in the toilet
have a technicolor yawn
expunge the contents of your stomach
bare your guts to the world
become a multicolored organic fountain
revisit your breakfast
vomit your victuals
drive the porcelain bus
perform peristaltic pyrotechnics
paint the town red.. and green and orange and pink
have to say "that tasted better going down than coming up"
burp to the ninth power
make the janitor get out the ol’ sawdust bucket
find out just how acidic your stomach contents are
greet your guts
pray to the porcelain god
by grey July 18, 2004