Pronanoia

The momentary heart-stop you get when you're looking at pornography and think there's a picture of you up there, and you mentally catalogue whether any ex's may have secretly taken a picture of you without you knowing it and then posted it on the internet.

I was browsing a porn blog when I was struck with an acute case of pronanoia! But I quickly realized I didn't have a twin sister, or a bathtub full of Jell-O.

Pronanoia by brat#3 January 6, 2009

pronunciation chickenshit 

worried whether to use what you know to be the proper pronunciation of a name and seem pretentious to some, or to use the name’s more common mispronunciation and seem a dunce to others

I’m always a pronunciation chickenshit when it comes to “Vincent van Gogh”.

pronunciation chickenshit by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 21, 2011

pornanoia 

Noun: a tendency on the part of an individual or group toward excessive or irrational fear that one has left pornography open on their computer's desktop; that one has left their pornographic magazines out in plain view; that one has left a pornographic DVD in the family room DVD player.

Matt would have had his computer repaired at Best Buy, but pornanoia kept from handing it over lest they stumble across his collection of lesbian videos.

pornanoia by Tokens Only October 27, 2007

Pronoia 

Pronoia is a mental condition we should all have.

Pronoia is neologism that is defined as the opposite state of mind to paranoia: having a sense that there is a conspiracy that exists to help the person.
It is also used to describe a philosophy that the world is set up to secretly benefit people.

-AH Simkins

My pronoia kicked in when I realized that it only takes a few months to learn a new language, and not several years.

Now I feel more courageous to learn yet another language.

Pronoia by IgorA203 January 21, 2017

pronanoid 

Pronanoid; The paranoia parents have of their children watching porn, even if its a one minute sex scene in an hour long movie.

Son (watching movie)
Dad (comes by during a sex scene)
Dad; SON, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING???
Son; Omg dad, stop being so pronanoid!

pronanoid by pronanoidd February 11, 2009

Pornanoid 

Like 'Paranoid'

The feeling of fear of being caught watching pornography

Circumstance:

One is trying to masturbate - however cannot fully indulge themselves in the atmosphere for fear of someone walking in and catching them.

What The Fuck Man! I'm So Pornanoid Its Ruining My Wank!

Pornanoid by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009

professor pronunciation 

The unusual pronunciation of common words by university professors.

My history professor says "Po-land" instead of "Poland." Is it really the land of the Po?

I thought "God" rhymed with "odd" but my professor says "Gah-haw-d" as if it had three syllables.

Dude, that's professor pronunciation; get used to it.

professor pronunciation by chingaleta December 31, 2008