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garota de programa

Noun,
Portuguese
Meaning "prostitute"
Literally "girl with a program"

Verb:
"Fazer programa"
Meaning: offering her services as a prostitute
Voce e garota de programa?
Are you a prostitute?

Voce faz programa?
Are you available (as a prostitute)?
garota de programa by Henk121178 January 27, 2007

Garota de Programa

From Brazilan Portuguese, it translates into English as a "young girl of the program", in this case the "program" refers to their welfare program.

With already high unemployment, a young girl on welfare with children to feed, spare time and limited skills might turn to the oldest profession on the planet.
"Ela esta uma garota de programa?"
"Nao, ela esta uma trabalhadora normal."

"Is she a prostitute?"
"No, she works a normal job."

or,

"Ela esta uma garota?"
"Is she a young girl?"
(It is retorical, she is obviously an extremely pretty young girl, so the question really is: "Will she expect to be paid?"

Or more directly,

"Ela faz o programa?"
"Does she work the program"
Garota de Programa by feliz cao March 25, 2009

promclamation 

Yo Billy when are you gonna declare your promclamation?
promclamation by dankbeans January 4, 2018

Programator 

The act of trying programming while procrastinating
That guy is a master programator.
Programator by Programmator November 13, 2020

Programatically

Speaking of the programming of an application; be it a website or a piece of software.
Brian Antczak: "Programatically speaking, your website blows."

Programagrad. 

An incredibly stupid bi- ped who buys into a pyramid scheme of epic psychological bullshit who allows others to correct the course of they're life at great cost unconstitutionally, uses them for personal gain and then watches them implode.
If one more programagrad. tries to tell me that it's for the "cause" or my own good I will explode if they don' t kill me first.
Programagrad. by Jedsall August 30, 2022