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Programmator 

"Person who procrastinates while trying to appear to be programming."

or

"Person who appears to be programming but is in fact procrastinating."
That guy is a fucking programmator!
Programmator by Programmator November 13, 2020

Programatically

Speaking of the programming of an application; be it a website or a piece of software.
Brian Antczak: "Programatically speaking, your website blows."

programmatrix 

1. A female programmer who displays remarkable skill in the craft
2. A female lead developer
That girl is a programmatrix - she only has to compile her code once.

A degree in computer science may seem intimidating, ladies, but after you're through, you'll all be programmatrices.

programsturbation

What a software engineer does when s/he's bored and should really be doing serious work.
Dude, I couldn't write any more of those TPS reports...I've been programsturbating all day animating hamsters to sync with 80s songs. I'm so burned.

programsturbating = doing programsturbation
programsturbation by a_hollister December 30, 2013

Programagrad. 

An incredibly stupid bi- ped who buys into a pyramid scheme of epic psychological bullshit who allows others to correct the course of they're life at great cost unconstitutionally, uses them for personal gain and then watches them implode.
If one more programagrad. tries to tell me that it's for the "cause" or my own good I will explode if they don' t kill me first.
Programagrad. by Jedsall August 30, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026