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Life Kife

To take over someone's life after setting up or outright murdering someone.
That Guy got caught in a Life Kife just like his friend did.
by Jedsall August 12, 2022
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Dead

A person who keeps waiting for people to wise up and realize program means domestic terrorism, and it it don't make sense then your being had. Not Dan or techno savvy Aron.
I am literally Dead because that stupid sum bitch don' t get the message.
by Jedsall August 30, 2022
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Farawayapus

Someone who talks trash or assaults someone from a distance so they don' t have to have a man card and get that ass whipped.
If that Farawayapus doesn' t stop talking or laser pointing my eyeball I swear I' l.p. beat that ass; if I can find him or her or it if it's in between.
by Jedsall August 30, 2022
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Programagrad.

An incredibly stupid bi- ped who buys into a pyramid scheme of epic psychological bullshit who allows others to correct the course of they're life at great cost unconstitutionally, uses them for personal gain and then watches them implode.
If one more programagrad. tries to tell me that it's for the "cause" or my own good I will explode if they don' t kill me first.
by Jedsall August 30, 2022
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Friendicide

To help eradicate a friend under false pretenses because of an intentionally skewed perception of them.
That J. E. Was a victim of Friendicide due to believing a bunch of psychological mumbo jumbo meant to cater to they're desires but actually to make them complicit in a murder while being entrapped by law enforcement.
by Jedsall August 30, 2022
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Deader

A person who keeps waiting for people to wise up and realize program means domestic terrorism, and it it don't make sense then your being had. Not Dan or techno savvy Aron.
I am literally Deader because that stupid sum bitch don' t get the message.
by Jedsall August 30, 2022
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Deadbydumb

A person who keeps waiting for people to wise up and realize program means domestic terrorism, and it it don't make sense then your being had. Not Dan or techno savvy Aron.
I am literally Deadbydumb because that stupid sum bitch don' t get the message.
by Jedsall August 30, 2022
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