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Procrastivaxxer 

Person who intentionally delays their vaccine shot for various reasons (safety, pain, scheduling confusion, sense of superiority, waiting for 2.0 version).
I was hoping we wouldn't be wearing masks in 2022, but the procrastivaxxers can't get their shit together.

procrastibaking 

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.
I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!
procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008

procrastivaping 

pro·cras·ti·vaping
Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper
🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!
procrastivaping by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

Procrastavirus 

It's a contagious and deadly disease. It's chronic and requires intense treatment such as a schedule. Symptoms are tiredness, lack of work, small attention span and such.
I couldn't complete my work, I was procrastinating. I think I have Procrastavirus.
Procrastavirus by JazzyLadybug February 24, 2020

Procrastibating 

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.
No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.
Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Procrastivapers 

Pro·cras·ti·vapers
PEOPLE who puts off doing anything to VAPE before doing it.🔥💨
🔥 Ronnie, Vincent and Ernesto are constant Procrastivapers
Procrastivapers by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019