procrastive

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known for procrastinating or procrastination.

She is very procrastive, She always finishes her work right before it’s due.

procrastive by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc November 11, 2022

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Procrastivaxxer

Person who intentionally delays their vaccine shot for various reasons (safety, pain, scheduling confusion, sense of superiority, waiting for 2.0 version).

I was hoping we wouldn't be wearing masks in 2022, but the procrastivaxxers can't get their shit together.

Procrastivaxxer by The saucy giant March 22, 2021

procrastibaking

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008

procrastivaping

pro·cras·ti·vaping
Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper

🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!

procrastivaping by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

Procrastavirus

It's a contagious and deadly disease. It's chronic and requires intense treatment such as a schedule. Symptoms are tiredness, lack of work, small attention span and such.

I couldn't complete my work, I was procrastinating. I think I have Procrastavirus.

Procrastavirus by JazzyLadybug February 24, 2020

Procrastibating

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Procrastivapers

Pro·cras·ti·vapers
PEOPLE who puts off doing anything to VAPE before doing it.🔥💨

🔥 Ronnie, Vincent and Ernesto are constant Procrastivapers

Procrastivapers by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026