procrastivity

The act of being productive in something you don't actually need to be doing in order to put off the work that you should be doing.

Today I cleaned my apartment, volunteered at a soup kitchen, and finally got around to balancing my checkbook! But I didn't write that paper that's due tomorrow. Procrastivity strikes again.

by CynickTurtle October 06, 2010

procrastate

To procrastinate by eating.

I just procrastate this entire box of cookies instead of working in lab.

by dgreenf June 04, 2011

procrastication

Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating

NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).

Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.

by cakeofages August 09, 2008

Procrasteating

To procrastinate by eating

Person 1: I don't want to do my homework. I wonder what there is to eat?

Person 2: Stop procrasteating and get back to your work!

by luckybon October 25, 2012

Procrastivities

Activities you do to procrastinate from the what you should be doing!

Mom, I can't do my homework, I am doing procrastivities. OR I would have cleaned the house, but you know I was doing procrastivities instead.

by Mommallamma January 19, 2021

procraste

A particularly lazy form of procrastination, when you can't even be bothered to say the whole word.

"I think I will pro...crast...e"
"What?"
"Umm, procraste?"

by Friend of Kamal February 17, 2009

procrast

To be in the state of procrastinating.

1. I am being such a procrast right now by adding this to Urban Dictionary.
2. Stop being such a waste of life procrast.

by Sickashell March 31, 2008