procrastimeme

To procrastinate because of memes.

"I'm procrastimemeing." "Me too."
"Get some work done, don't procrastimeme!"

by Robot Monkey May 6, 2021

Procrastineer

One who is at the forefront of procrastination.

Fatty is the lead Procrastineer at Rythmatic Records.

by BertsMoM December 23, 2012

procrastermemeing

Procrastinating by looking at memes.

I didn't finish my essay until one in the morning. I spent the whole afternoon procrastermemeing.

by John Patrickson December 5, 2016

Procrastimeming

Avoiding something that you really should be doing, by looking at memes.

"Dude, you look wrecked"

"Yeah, I was supposed to pack last night, but was up until dawn procrastimeming"

by jinxinferno April 30, 2012

procrastimate

Someone who you hang out with to avoid doing work, especially at uni.

1. I should have written my stats paper, instead I went for coffee with my procrastimates.

2. She's not really my friend, she's just a procrastimate for when I don't want to mark essays.

by Pieter R December 12, 2007

procrastimate

When you wait just long enough to provide an estimate that there is no chance of actually getting the task done on time.

If the engineer hadn't procrastimated for 2 weeks, we would've known the feature wasn't going to make it in before we published the release notes.

by Spicy B November 7, 2017

Procrastikeener

A person who completes their work whilst in class, except the class does not have to be the same as the one for which the work is being completed. The person may be preparing their work for a future class. Usually good-looking people fall into this category because they were out the night before.

Ashley was so wasted last night, but look at that procrastikeener work on Dr. G's next Issues assignment.

Tony is such a procrastikeener, I saw him finishing his Quantum Physics paper in Molecular Biology.

by kjcarte September 21, 2009