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ProcrastinEating

The consumption of food undertaken to avoid a dull or arduous task, irrespective of hunger levels or the time of day.
Mark: Man, this History paper's taking me forever...I could go for some Guacamole and Spicy Salsa dip on crackers...
John: Dude, you ate lunch half an hour ago. Quit ProcrastinEating and get back into it!
by Aimless2695 October 26, 2009
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procrastineating

The art of eating when not hungry to avoid doing a task eg: assignments, housework, report writing.
Hey Sam did you finish the assignment last night?" "No buddy, I was too busy procrastineating
by Princess Phoebe June 7, 2011
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when one eats an amount of food disproportionate to their body weight for the main purpose of avoiding work that needs to be done
mom: billy why did you get a C on the math test
billy: oh not much mom, i was just procrastineating the night before sorry mom
by wrongwaywilson October 24, 2017
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Procrastineating

Procrastinating through the act of consuming edible materials such as the Snack or Quick Bite.
'The essay was too terrible to face, so she resorted to procrastineating.
by Kyasarin January 3, 2009
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Procrastineating

Putting off something important such as writing a paper or studying to scavenge the fridge for food and eating. Common cause of weight gain in college.
If I need to get something done, I have to go to the library or I will waste all my time procrastineating.
by JeradS May 12, 2011
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Verb. The act of eating to putt off completing a necessary task.
Girl 1: "Are you making pancakes?"
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."

Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"

Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."
by Ablrsn April 23, 2017
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The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.
Oh my god Amanda, stop procrastineating, you're going to get a stomach ache AND an F!
by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017
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