by Kyasarin January 3, 2009

Putting off something important such as writing a paper or studying to scavenge the fridge for food and eating. Common cause of weight gain in college.
If I need to get something done, I have to go to the library or I will waste all my time procrastineating.
by JeradS May 12, 2011

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
by Hayter December 1, 2009

You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003
