procrastiception

An attempt to make up for or end procrastination which merely results in further procrastination.

"Dude, have you finally blitzed through all that work yet?"
"Nah, I was going to stop procrastinating but I procrastinated that too..."
"Procrastinating within procrastination? You know man, we've got a word for that shit around here. Procrastiception."

procrastiception by bowiesmoonboots September 2, 2012

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procrastiception

When you procrastinate so hard you forget what you were procrastinating about.

Hellish: Dude I was procrastinating on something but I forgot what it was.
Ali: oh my god, procrastiception!

procrastiception by Madworld808 March 31, 2019

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procrastication

Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating

NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).

Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.

procrastication by cakeofages August 9, 2008

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procrastception

The act of procrastination on doing something that was originally being done to procrastinate on another, more urgent thing.

I decided to write this definition when I was on Facebook when I should actually be writing my final term paper. I'm so reluctant to write my paper that I'm committing procrastception.

procrastception by The Procrastinating Champion May 3, 2015