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procrasstinate 

To put off doing something, not because you're busy, but because you're a lazy ass.
He preferred to watch football and procrasstinate than to mow the yard.
procrasstinate by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010
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procrasstinate 

To either put off acting primitive, or neglect your obligatory diligence due to indulging in your less-refined tendencies.
I wanted to really ham it up in front of my similarly-crude-minded buddies, but a dignified lady happened by to chat, so I procrasstinated till she'd left so an not to offend her.
procrasstinate by QuacksO April 2, 2022

procrastination 

Ill put up a definition later.
Ill put up an example later.
procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastihater 

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.
Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!
procrastihater by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009

procrastinate 

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastination 

What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
procrastination by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004
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