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prograsstinate 

Smoking marijuana as a means of avoiding responsibility
You have a lot of work tonight? Yeah man, I prograsstinated all weekend.
prograsstinate by jznny June 15, 2012

Prograsstinate 

To continuously put off yard work for another time, esp. mowing the lawn.
Bob said that he will mow the lawn tomorrow in an effort to prograsstinate this painstaking work.
Prograsstinate by TimMIHS October 5, 2010

procrastinate 

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastinate 

What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.
procrastinate by donottouchthat February 5, 2013

procrastinate 

How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.
I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.
procrastinate by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008

Progresstination 

The act of making good progress on low priority tasks instead of completing tasks that are high priority. Differs from procrastination because the subject is in fact being productive in a manner of speaking.
In a superb feat of progresstination, I avoided working on my term paper, but cleaned my entire house and did the laundry!
Progresstination by Aaaarchy January 27, 2015