priten 

A kind hearted little gremlin that isn't afraid to share his apples

Would you look at that gremlin, he's sharing his apples. His name must be Priten

priten by barefoot bangle May 4, 2022

Pretend Murray 

When you use a surname that you know isn't yours. You are given the name via a fake birth certificate to hide history, and the fact your "dad" isn't "your dad", but you go along with it to stay in good with your "chequebook dad"

Muzza is such a Pretend Murray he had it tattoo'd down his leg, and gave the name to his son who is now also a Pretend Murray. Spoon fed family lies are awful tastier than the truth huh?

Pretend Murray by ratsbackside May 16, 2023

pricenal 

Adjective. Meaning: The decision to be made is contingent, or dependant, on the price. A contracted form of: "it is optional it depends on the price". May often be used to express that a decision whether or not to buy goods or services in the future will be contingent on the price that is quoted for them.

Q: "Should we get them to repair this as well?"
A: "It's pricenal"
In this context 'pricenal' express that the decision does, or should, depend on the price quoted for the repair referred to.

pricenal by catman paulio January 13, 2019

i am pretending to type something 

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

i am pretending to type something by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020

pretentious prick 

Someone who boasts about their accomplishments when in fact they have nothing to boast about or when a man is hitting on a woman and lies about how big his penis is or how good he is in bed.

Oh, so he calls himself god?! Pretentious prick!

pretentious prick by Zecker117 November 17, 2015

pretenductive 

(adjective) when you pretend to be productive but in fact you are just procrastinating as usual

Q: Where's Emily?

A: Oh, she's in the library being pretenductive again.

pretenductive by Danlod November 10, 2016

pretentious cunt 

Someone who thinks and acts like they're better than most people and have usually forgotten their roots and where they came from.

He's a pretentious cunt now

pretentious cunt by Urban street roamer August 9, 2016