Preposterous boast, but alas
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
Preposterous boast, but alas by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018
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