When (usually) a car full of boys are driving along and they see a hot girl walking, they reduce the speed the car is travelling at, in order to get a better look at the girl. This is known as 'paedospeed'.
Even funnier if the girl is jb.
Girl: 'I was walking home from school the other day and a group of guys in a car beeped, and then dropped down to paedospeed. The one in the back looked desperate'.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"