Premasure
I'm premasure LED lights are more Energy efficient than halogen lights. (Very useful in conversations after two or three alcoholic beverages.)
Words you can keep
Arthur’s pleasure
The act of having someone pester you for sex until all viable excuses have fallen on deaf ears and you have to reluctantly go through with the filthy deed.
As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.
As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.
I’m knackered today mate, my wife came in pissed up last night, stinking of kebabs and Prosecco, kept pestering me for a quick fuck so I ended up giving her Arthur’s Pleasure just to stop the ear ache and get some peace!
Arthur’s pleasure by Marty the Hat July 31, 2019
Premature Satirisation
Premature Satirisation by kiwiluke July 24, 2014
Pleasure Dom
A dominant who gets sexual gratification from giving his/her partner(s) as many intense orgasms as possible. They should be very experienced in orgasm control. This is something that must be mastered over time after much practice, creativity, and self-development.
Partner: What type of Dom are you?
Dom: I identify as a Pleasure Dom, I will make you cum till your body can’t handle any more!
Dom: I identify as a Pleasure Dom, I will make you cum till your body can’t handle any more!
Pleasure Dom by Jeremayr May 30, 2021
premature exfoliation
premature exfoliation by triggerboston August 13, 2012
Cheer Pressure
: influence put on individuals by a person or persons to emphasize the positive aspects of a given topic to the point of excessive enthusiasm, or suppress any potential criticism.
: a subset of peer pressure that encourages people to ignore the flaws in something, often at the expense of progress.
Origin of Cheer Pressure
Hello Internet (a UK based podcast)
*Attributed to Brady Haran; tough as nails co-host of H.I and amateur flag critic.
: a subset of peer pressure that encourages people to ignore the flaws in something, often at the expense of progress.
Origin of Cheer Pressure
Hello Internet (a UK based podcast)
*Attributed to Brady Haran; tough as nails co-host of H.I and amateur flag critic.
Brody: That Elon Musk is having a right hard time getting SpaceX to self-land. He needs to pull it together man.
Person: You shouldn't talk bad about SpaceX Brody, you're a science person!
Brody: Yeah right, that's just cheer pressure. Come on man, you gotta be tough as tacks like me.
Person: You shouldn't talk bad about SpaceX Brody, you're a science person!
Brody: Yeah right, that's just cheer pressure. Come on man, you gotta be tough as tacks like me.
Cheer Pressure by TheDrukenScholar May 22, 2016
Premature Paculation
When you're being chased by a ghost in Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man and you quickly turn around after thinking you ate a Power Pellet, just to find out you didn't eat it. You end up losing a life.
This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.
Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets
This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.
Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets
Dude: HEY! How come you just ran into that ghost on purpose?
Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.
Dude: Oh, what's that?
Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.
Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.
Dude: Oh, what's that?
Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.
Premature Paculation by troggy1009 January 18, 2009
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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