Premasure 

When you are more than pretty sure but not quite Positive.

I'm premasure LED lights are more Energy efficient than halogen lights. (Very useful in conversations after two or three alcoholic beverages.)

Premasure by Ely man April 28, 2019

Arthur’s pleasure 

The act of having someone pester you for sex until all viable excuses have fallen on deaf ears and you have to reluctantly go through with the filthy deed.

As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.

I’m knackered today mate, my wife came in pissed up last night, stinking of kebabs and Prosecco, kept pestering me for a quick fuck so I ended up giving her Arthur’s Pleasure just to stop the ear ache and get some peace!

Arthur’s pleasure by Marty the Hat July 31, 2019

Premature Satirisation 

making jokes about topical situations before it becomes socially acceptable

"that joke was too soon man"
"hey what can I say, I suffer from premature satirisation"

Premature Satirisation by kiwiluke July 24, 2014

Pleasure Dom

A dominant who gets sexual gratification from giving his/her partner(s) as many intense orgasms as possible. They should be very experienced in orgasm control. This is something that must be mastered over time after much practice, creativity, and self-development.

Partner: What type of Dom are you?
Dom: I identify as a Pleasure Dom, I will make you cum till your body can’t handle any more!

Pleasure Dom by Jeremayr May 30, 2021

premature exfoliation 

The tendency of certain trees to display autumn colors in August.

Amy was depressed when the oak exhibited premature exfoliation in the middle of August.

premature exfoliation by triggerboston August 13, 2012

Cheer Pressure 

: influence put on individuals by a person or persons to emphasize the positive aspects of a given topic to the point of excessive enthusiasm, or suppress any potential criticism.

: a subset of peer pressure that encourages people to ignore the flaws in something, often at the expense of progress.

Origin of Cheer Pressure

Hello Internet (a UK based podcast)

*Attributed to Brady Haran; tough as nails co-host of H.I and amateur flag critic.

Brody: That Elon Musk is having a right hard time getting SpaceX to self-land. He needs to pull it together man.

Person: You shouldn't talk bad about SpaceX Brody, you're a science person!

Brody: Yeah right, that's just cheer pressure. Come on man, you gotta be tough as tacks like me.

Cheer Pressure by TheDrukenScholar May 22, 2016

Premature Paculation

When you're being chased by a ghost in Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man and you quickly turn around after thinking you ate a Power Pellet, just to find out you didn't eat it. You end up losing a life.

This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.

Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets

Dude: HEY! How come you just ran into that ghost on purpose?

Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.

Dude: Oh, what's that?

Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.

Premature Paculation by troggy1009 January 18, 2009