Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.
Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.
Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.
by ocius1 February 05, 2011
A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.
Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P
by QuacksO October 12, 2023