Pre-Medical

An undergraduate student who dedicates substantial time to studying the physical and life sciences, as well as finding the time to give back to the community through volunteer work. Pre-medical students also find clinical experience through research or working part time as an EMT, or another related field. All you envious dodes who bash pre-meds are just fed up with your own pathetic lives and are taking it out on hard-workers who give a damn, people who actually make a difference, a positive difference.

Man, sometimes I wish I wasn't a pre-medical student, but I know it will be worth it in the long run.

Pre-Medical by The Dung Beetle May 5, 2009

Pre-Meds [Pre-Medical Students] 

1) Some of the worst people on earth.
2) Cut Throat brown nosers who suck at life.
3) People who will screw each other over for no reason.
4) The most hated people in college.
5) Nosy people who always want to know what other people got on a test.
6) Bitchy losers who always complain about how hard school is.

Pre-Meds Pre-Medical Students: Hey billy what did you get on your test?
Billy: None of your business You brown nosing pre-med.

Jane: I have so much stuff to do.
Pre-med: oh yea? I have to clean the house do the laundry study for Organic chem, Physics, and so much more !

Teacher: Okay class I went to the amazon rain forest over break,I found a cure for HIV, Cancer, and discovered a new species of Plant.
Pre-med: is this going to be on the test?

Pre-Meds [Pre-Medical Students] by Damn I told u. October 6, 2008

premedicated murder 

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.

Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.

premedicated murder by ocius1 February 23, 2011

premedial therapy 

Excessive massaging, stretching, etc. in anticipation of an injury.

Guy 1: "Dude, why are you getting a massage before the race"
Guy 2" "Just gettin some premedial therapy"

premedial therapy by itsjeg March 11, 2012

premedicated crime 

A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.

Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P

premedicated crime by QuacksO October 11, 2023