4 definitions by Max O.
by Max O. October 11, 2008
a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place
Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.
Dude 2: Dude that was me!
Dude 2: Dude that was me!
by Max O. June 17, 2009
Deep Valley tradition
Dude 1: "Dude"
Dude 2: "What dude?"
Dude 1: " I went into the bathroom at Deep Valley Christian to do my business, when I heard this kid in another stall taking a big duece and when he came out he was eating his lunch
Dude 2: "That is so fucking gross but I have to admit I done it a few times myself"
Dude 1: "I'm never talking to you again you faggot"
Dude 2: crys
Dude 1: "Dude"
Dude 2: "What dude?"
Dude 1: " I went into the bathroom at Deep Valley Christian to do my business, when I heard this kid in another stall taking a big duece and when he came out he was eating his lunch
Dude 2: "That is so fucking gross but I have to admit I done it a few times myself"
Dude 1: "I'm never talking to you again you faggot"
Dude 2: crys
by Max O. June 5, 2009
when two girls and one guy take off their clothes. one girl bends over onto the bed face first while the other girl and the guy fuck hard,really hard. the guy pulls out before he can cum to let the girl he was just fucking gush out blood all over the girls ass who was laying on the bed the guy then cums on the girls ass creating a cheese pizza
by Max O. May 30, 2008