premercial 

Right before a TV show goes to commercial,
1a. the short "teaser" that attempts to entice you to continue to watch the show, or b. recaps what went on during that portion of the show
2. Needless filler for shows lacking content (see also: postmercial)

What's the point of watching Survivor anymore? The premercial already showed us who will win!

The premercial shows two contestants getting into a catfight! I can't wait for the next segment!

Why does Iron Chef America always have a 5-minute premercial recapping what just happened? Do they think we already forgot what happened 10 minutes ago?

premercial by Jody M September 6, 2007

premercial 

The commercial a website injects before it takes you the page you had asked for.

Clicking on the premercial will open a new window.

premercial by Tantrik Yogi July 13, 2004

premartial sex 

1. having consensual sex before having served in the military.
2. a typo for premarital sex, having sex before marriage.

guy A. Yo, I just had premartial sex
guy B. Don't you mean premarITal sex?
guy A. No, it was with my wife. Unlike pre-marITal sex, premarTIal sex, in and of itself, would be considered trivial by a majority of the public in countries that don't draft men of certain age. Even if that was the case, it would just be teenage sex.

premartial sex by fuzzydrinks July 13, 2009

Preferbial Jizz

The true meaning of ''Awesome'', When Perfect is Perfect its Preferbial Jizz!!

More than Brilliant, More than Amazing. More than A Huge Pair of Double 'J's' ! Its more awesome Than Awesome its self

Its no Lie to say that this word is so Amazing that God himself will get on his Knee's and Suck the Penis of ''Urban Dictionary''

Dude: OMFG That was Awesome!

Jack: Noo.. Dude, Its the Preferbial Jizz!

Dude: Yeeeerrrsss

Preferbial Jizz by The_Bosh_Man May 18, 2010

remercialize 

The act of rewinding TV on a DVR or similar device to see a commercial(s). For fast-forwarding see fastmercialize.
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I remercialized real quick to see that funny commercial on TV.

remercialize by Randen January 15, 2009

premedial therapy 

Excessive massaging, stretching, etc. in anticipation of an injury.

Guy 1: "Dude, why are you getting a massage before the race"
Guy 2" "Just gettin some premedial therapy"

premedial therapy by itsjeg March 11, 2012