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Prefects 

So there is the 5% of prefects, and of course the 95% of prefects.
5%: The normal good ppl including my best fren, but teachers are obviously still inclined to like them.
95%:
Bitches and sluts who wanna suck the cher's ass. They literally don't have their own opinions and are practically programmed by chers to be jailers and arrest all rule-breakers, minor or major. Many of them are in fact back stabbers and wannabes. They gather in large groups, and pretend to be loud and popular and funny. Other poor bitches who wanna be popular will try to join them. Most are idiots who the teacher likes because of the sash they wear, and as such they think that they are superior and in control like big bosses.
Me: *Harmlessly eating while using my phone in the canteen after school to contact my parents
Bitchy prefects: *Looks up from her phone and sees me (Shouting for everyone to hear) No using phone in canteen No using phone in canteen
Me: U were oso using your phone but wudeva I will move two metres to the meeting point (Only place where u r allowed to use phone)
Bitch: No eating in meeting point No eating in meeting point
Me: Wtf the chers dont even care about that rule liao stop talking shit lah your mouth isnt your ass

Later
Me and my friends: Mrs Low is so slutty right yeah
Bitch: HIIII IKRRRRRRR
Me: Sorry but we are having a private conversation here
Bitch: What why I cannot join?! I'm telling Mrs Low that you said a vulgarity about her behind her back Me: Dude u r oso always ostracizing everyone
Bitch: *throws scrunchie sksksksksk

At night
Bitch: Hi uwu
Cunts who wanna be popular: AWWW THAT IS SUCHHHHH A CUTEEEEE FACEEEEEE UWU UWU UWU UWU UWU
Bitch: IKR UWU
All of them: Starts spamming chat with 'uwu'

Me: Wtf is wrong with u guys r u gay or wth r u trying to do

Hang a note around your neck if u r gonna send that trash
Prefects by #IAMOP(account #2) September 27, 2019

Ford Prefect 

Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.
"How reliable is he?"
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"
Ford Prefect by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

prefecting 

Carrying out the duties of a prefect
Friend: Hey wanna grab a cheeky nando's?
Me: Sorry, I'm prefecting all night.
Friend: What a SADDO LOL
prefecting by rainestormee December 4, 2018

Ford Prefect 

A car made by the British division of the Ford Motor Company, built between 1938-1959 (not including the period of World War 2). It was basically a four door version of the sit up and beg Ford Popular, which like its two-door counterpart, is popular on the hot rod circuit since the 1960's. It was lightweight, rear wheel drive and mechanically simple.

The Second incarnation was the 100E, which bore a resemblance to scaled down 1955 Chevrolet. A more advanced design that used a monocoque construction and a McPherson Strut front suspension. However, it still used the outdated flathead (sidevalve) engine that was in production until the early 1960's. It was replaced by the Ford Anglia 105E in 1959.
Incarnations of the Ford Prefect:

1938-1953 sit up and beg
1953-1959 100E (Which looks like a scaled down 55 Chevy]

Trivia: The car gave Douglas Adams the inspiration for the character of the same name in Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy .
a person who has sold their soul to the devil in return for an illusion of power
dem prefects are sooooooo gay we can go in and out of B block as we please
prefect by Jacky boi February 1, 2005
Marko is the class prefect, he kisses the teachers ass.
Prefect by aheadofU September 18, 2019
Arrogant assholes who are "head boy" or "head girl". They have special "powers" such as suspending someone because they aren't "popular", and having underaged sex with any guy/girl in the school.
Damn prefects. They are such fags.
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