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Perfectenschlag 

1.) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly.
2.) A perfect pork anus.
"I get to prove myself to corporate, I am possibly a father; I am so deep inside of Perfectenschlag right now!"

protecteded 

Literally just protected, but with the extra "ed".
Don't be shook man's here, you're protecteded.
protecteded by CertifiedSucculent September 22, 2017

Elite preferred species. 

An Elite preferred species is somebody who selects their preferred species as an Elite instead of Spartan. The term Elite preferred species is often used as a slur by players who have their preferred species as Spartan.
Player playing as an Elite: *makes a valid point in an argument*
Player playing as a Spartan: "Shut the fuck up, Elite preferred species."

24 Protected 

When a guy is protected 24 7 by either always wearing a condom or always carrying one in his wallet!
Chad : I want some fucky take off your clothes right now!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!
24 Protected by SlopNChop December 11, 2016

Ford Prefect 

Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.
"How reliable is he?"
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"
Ford Prefect by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

prejected 

Being rejected by someone whom you've yet to meet. Especially when a friend tries to to set you up with someone, but they don't want to meet you.
Boy: "So have you met up with Jason yet?"

Girl: "No, he turned me down"

Boy: "But he's never even met you."

Girl: "I know, I got prejected!"
prejected by Flyn Hawaiin August 17, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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