prefected

Getting physically abused by another individual at boarding school for no particular reason.

Corpal Jack Bloody Fucken Billy Big Dick Dickson Mate! Prefected Kai in the face with his fist.

prefected by Dickk Jackson May 27, 2017

Perfectenschlag 

1.) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly.
2.) A perfect pork anus.

"I get to prove myself to corporate, I am possibly a father; I am so deep inside of Perfectenschlag right now!"

Perfectenschlag by traversecarton0 March 28, 2012

protecteded 

Literally just protected, but with the extra "ed".

Don't be shook man's here, you're protecteded.

protecteded by CertifiedSucculent September 22, 2017

Elite preferred species. 

An Elite preferred species is somebody who selects their preferred species as an Elite instead of Spartan. The term Elite preferred species is often used as a slur by players who have their preferred species as Spartan.

Player playing as an Elite: *makes a valid point in an argument*
Player playing as a Spartan: "Shut the fuck up, Elite preferred species."

Elite preferred species. by I’m a libtard and proud of it February 22, 2020

24 Protected 

When a guy is protected 24 7 by either always wearing a condom or always carrying one in his wallet!

Chad : I want some fucky take off your clothes right now!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!

24 Protected by SlopNChop December 11, 2016

Ford Prefect 

Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.

"How reliable is he?"
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"

Ford Prefect by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

prejected 

Being rejected by someone whom you've yet to meet. Especially when a friend tries to to set you up with someone, but they don't want to meet you.

Boy: "So have you met up with Jason yet?"

Girl: "No, he turned me down"

Boy: "But he's never even met you."

Girl: "I know, I got prejected!"

prejected by Flyn Hawaiin August 17, 2010