prefecting 

Carrying out the duties of a prefect

Friend: Hey wanna grab a cheeky nando's?
Me: Sorry, I'm prefecting all night.
Friend: What a SADDO LOL

prefecting by rainestormee December 4, 2018

Female-presenting nipples 

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.

They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

Female-presenting nipples by mystymysts December 3, 2018

protecting-group-free 

Having any form of sex without a condom

I went protecting-group-free on her last night.

protecting-group-free by Burgi Dunitz December 7, 2010

projecting 

when you point out actions in someone else, that really are the things that YOU do

J loves to blame others for lying, or being an "enigman" of sorts, when it is really all of his own insecurities and faults that he is projecting

projecting by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2005

pretexting 

When one pretends to write a text message to someone, in hopes of avoiding unwanted and/or awkward situations.

NOTE: Although 'pretexting' is a portmanteau of 'pretending' and 'texting', the actual word 'pretext' shares a similar concept, as it is defined as "an effort or strategy intended to conceal something."

Person 1: Dude, every time I was leading on to ask Jill out, she would get a text from one of her friends. Isn't that weird?
Person 2: Bud, you do realize...
Person 1: *sigh.* She was pretexting, wasn't she.
Person 2: Sorry man. Hey, what say we go to Taco Bell?
Person 1: FUCK YEAH TACO BELL

pretexting by Sharmz May 28, 2009

Presenting 

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.

Presenting by Bvdguy November 2, 2017

Presenting 

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.

We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.

Presenting by djxpress March 20, 2009