When a person has to get up from sitting down while having to take a giant shit that is pressing up against their asshole. The standing up results in the tiniest spreading of the cheeks, resulting in the feeling of having a bit feces come out before one has intended it.
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by Morgan T. May 11, 2006
Get the predecessor mug.So there is the 5% of prefects, and of course the 95% of prefects.
5%: The normal good ppl including my best fren, but teachers are obviously still inclined to like them.
95%:
Bitches and sluts who wanna suck the cher's ass. They literally don't have their own opinions and are practically programmed by chers to be jailers and arrest all rule-breakers, minor or major. Many of them are in fact back stabbers and wannabes. They gather in large groups, and pretend to be loud and popular and funny. Other poor bitches who wanna be popular will try to join them. Most are idiots who the teacher likes because of the sash they wear, and as such they think that they are superior and in control like big bosses.
5%: The normal good ppl including my best fren, but teachers are obviously still inclined to like them.
95%:
Bitches and sluts who wanna suck the cher's ass. They literally don't have their own opinions and are practically programmed by chers to be jailers and arrest all rule-breakers, minor or major. Many of them are in fact back stabbers and wannabes. They gather in large groups, and pretend to be loud and popular and funny. Other poor bitches who wanna be popular will try to join them. Most are idiots who the teacher likes because of the sash they wear, and as such they think that they are superior and in control like big bosses.
Me: *Harmlessly eating while using my phone in the canteen after school to contact my parents
Bitchy prefects: *Looks up from her phone and sees me (Shouting for everyone to hear) No using phone in canteen No using phone in canteen
Me: U were oso using your phone but wudeva I will move two metres to the meeting point (Only place where u r allowed to use phone)
Bitch: No eating in meeting point No eating in meeting point
Me: Wtf the chers dont even care about that rule liao stop talking shit lah your mouth isnt your ass
Later
Me and my friends: Mrs Low is so slutty right yeah
Bitch: HIIII IKRRRRRRR
Me: Sorry but we are having a private conversation here
Bitch: What why I cannot join?! I'm telling Mrs Low that you said a vulgarity about her behind her back Me: Dude u r oso always ostracizing everyone
Bitch: *throws scrunchie sksksksksk
At night
Bitch: Hi uwu
Cunts who wanna be popular: AWWW THAT IS SUCHHHHH A CUTEEEEE FACEEEEEE UWU UWU UWU UWU UWU
Bitch: IKR UWU
All of them: Starts spamming chat with 'uwu'
Me: Wtf is wrong with u guys r u gay or wth r u trying to do
Hang a note around your neck if u r gonna send that trash
Bitchy prefects: *Looks up from her phone and sees me (Shouting for everyone to hear) No using phone in canteen No using phone in canteen
Me: U were oso using your phone but wudeva I will move two metres to the meeting point (Only place where u r allowed to use phone)
Bitch: No eating in meeting point No eating in meeting point
Me: Wtf the chers dont even care about that rule liao stop talking shit lah your mouth isnt your ass
Later
Me and my friends: Mrs Low is so slutty right yeah
Bitch: HIIII IKRRRRRRR
Me: Sorry but we are having a private conversation here
Bitch: What why I cannot join?! I'm telling Mrs Low that you said a vulgarity about her behind her back Me: Dude u r oso always ostracizing everyone
Bitch: *throws scrunchie sksksksksk
At night
Bitch: Hi uwu
Cunts who wanna be popular: AWWW THAT IS SUCHHHHH A CUTEEEEE FACEEEEEE UWU UWU UWU UWU UWU
Bitch: IKR UWU
All of them: Starts spamming chat with 'uwu'
Me: Wtf is wrong with u guys r u gay or wth r u trying to do
Hang a note around your neck if u r gonna send that trash
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Ben: how was your date that suzie hooked you up with last night?
Dan: mer! ten minutes into dinner and I was in the bathroom trying to climb out the window.
Ben: I could have told you that just from prefacestalking her. When she can't find an attractive shot for the profile photo you know somethings wrong.
Dan: I'm seeing her again tonight.
Dan: mer! ten minutes into dinner and I was in the bathroom trying to climb out the window.
Ben: I could have told you that just from prefacestalking her. When she can't find an attractive shot for the profile photo you know somethings wrong.
Dan: I'm seeing her again tonight.
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by Francvere December 15, 2020
Get the predecessoress mug.Predecessor is a free-to-play competitive 5v5 MOBA game created using assets from Paragon, a game which released in 2016 and shutdown in2018. Predecessor is available on several platforms.
Whilst being an engaging game to play, Predecessor is known amongst the community for its toxicity and with a large proportion of its playerbase consisting of narcissists and beta males who constantly whine, run their mouths and leave the match or remain at base when things don't go their way. You'll often see players of Predecessor behaving like a baby, spamming the in-game pinging system such as "Good Job" and "Good Game".
Whilst being an engaging game to play, Predecessor is known amongst the community for its toxicity and with a large proportion of its playerbase consisting of narcissists and beta males who constantly whine, run their mouths and leave the match or remain at base when things don't go their way. You'll often see players of Predecessor behaving like a baby, spamming the in-game pinging system such as "Good Job" and "Good Game".
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