duties

the funniest word known to mankind
seriously just say it a few times and its hilarious

me and rob were cracking up all day about duties

Rob: Lucas have you performed your duties??

by JahLove March 8, 2009

duty

Used in military terminology to describe the mandatory task of providing security or lookout for anything from an ammunition arsenal to an empty barracks. Can last for a few hrs or 24 hrs. Usually given at the worst possible times and weekends to remind you of why you ever joined the military.

Marine: Woot woot!!! It's Christmas, time to go home!!!

1stSgt: Oh fuck no! You have duty Christmas day, don't bother going home.

Marine:FML.

by jmusmc85 June 6, 2010

duty

A word commonly laughed at by people no matter how mature you are.

It is normally laughed at as people use the word duty as slang for feces.

Person 1: IT IS YOUR DUTY!

Person 2: Hahaha......... duty.

by domki366 January 6, 2013

duty

(To take) a shit. A shit.

Hold on I have to take a duty.

by Nick August 24, 2003

duty

Diarrhea of the comical kind (which is all diarrhea).

Ahahah. Duty. Ahahah. Diarrhea.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Duty

Trash. Ugly. Anything nasty.

My hair looks like duty today,

by JWMW.xo April 24, 2009

Duty

The Honor in which a person takes upon him or herself to serve his God or country.

He was not hesitant do his duty in church today.
In the Navy I was proud to do my duty.

by DrewPdrawers July 25, 2011