pre-fucked

What you tell your current significant other when they ask you if you are a virgin or not.

or, you can choose to be a ho and when everyone talks shit about you, just say.."I'm not a slut, I'm just...pre-fucked"

It's like a pre-owned car, like new ,but broken in.

"Everyone says that Amy girl is a slut, but...I say she's just pre-fucked , man"

by teffie05 January 12, 2009

pre fucked

Something that was doomed from the start. Such as in a game or situation.

"We were playing euchre and I got a hand of 9s and 10s, that hand was pre fucked man."

by Jon Reed July 2, 2006

Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

perfucked

An truncated version of the phrase "perfectly fucked", similiar to fubar, and snafu perfucked is a situational modifier used to describe an event that ends in catastrophe, or disaster.

"At the time eating eight cupcakes in a row seemed like a good idea, but soon Wade's stomach became perfucked"

by Alex Makaryk November 7, 2007

Perfucked

to be fucked.

1: "this bet is on"
2: "shit im perfucked for this bet"

by Allison72 July 6, 2010

Perfucked

When something is so perfected that it's fucked

My meal is perfucked

by VENOMINAR August 24, 2021

Perfucked

Perfectly fucked

Babe, last night was perfucked.

by SammyWrites July 14, 2016