The best thing that could possibly happen to a married man, a blessing in disguise. It tends to be rather painful and expensive, but worth it in the end.
Example 1) I caught that fuckin tramp Laura cheating on me again. My lawyer says I should be divorced from that skanky slut in about 12 months.
Example 2) Bob and I are getting divorced. I'm going to assrape him so bad in court. His wallet will never be the same!
Example 3) Hi, I'm Laura, nice to meet you. I've only been married and divorced three times, my three kids all have different dads.
Example 4} I've had enough pain and suffering, I'm getting divorced.
Example 2) Bob and I are getting divorced. I'm going to assrape him so bad in court. His wallet will never be the same!
Example 3) Hi, I'm Laura, nice to meet you. I've only been married and divorced three times, my three kids all have different dads.
Example 4} I've had enough pain and suffering, I'm getting divorced.
by Floss 69 April 8, 2006
Get the divorced mug.Someone who is divorced from their former husband or wife has separated from them and is no longer legally married to them.
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Get the Divorced Barbie mug.An adult male who responds after a divorce usually initiated by the woman, with either a mental or physical crisis resulting in fits of quick anger, moodiness or buying of expensive items to compensate for his insecurity or sadness. He may also try to hit on much younger girls that are out of his league because he is going through a midlife crisis and wants to please his ego
“Hey yo, why did Greg just throw a tantrum when I started talking about Mary and I going out on our 5 year anniversary vacation together?”
“Idk but it’s giving off major divorced dad energy”
“Idk but it’s giving off major divorced dad energy”
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Get the divorced-dad mug.a fictional disease which is characterized by the following:
1. divorced parents.
2. either an exagerrated innate need to be in a relationship or a laid-back view on relationships and love.
3. repating information or stories because you forgot which parent you told.
4. not telling one parent information or stories because you told the other and forgot.
1. divorced parents.
2. either an exagerrated innate need to be in a relationship or a laid-back view on relationships and love.
3. repating information or stories because you forgot which parent you told.
4. not telling one parent information or stories because you told the other and forgot.
CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
MOM: you never said that!
CHILD: oh, i must have told dad that. divorced parent syndrome.
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CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
DAD: you already told me that!
CHILD: oh, sorry, i have divorced parent syndrome.
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GIRL: omg my boyfriend just broke up with me.
BOY: hey there girl.
GIRL: omg i'm going to have a crush on you because i have divorced parent syndrome and need to be in a relationship.
MOM: you never said that!
CHILD: oh, i must have told dad that. divorced parent syndrome.
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CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
DAD: you already told me that!
CHILD: oh, sorry, i have divorced parent syndrome.
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GIRL: omg my boyfriend just broke up with me.
BOY: hey there girl.
GIRL: omg i'm going to have a crush on you because i have divorced parent syndrome and need to be in a relationship.
by doctor of divorced kids February 7, 2010
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