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pre-fucked 

What you tell your current significant other when they ask you if you are a virgin or not.

or, you can choose to be a ho and when everyone talks shit about you, just say.."I'm not a slut, I'm just...pre-fucked"
It's like a pre-owned car, like new ,but broken in.

"Everyone says that Amy girl is a slut, but...I say she's just pre-fucked , man"
pre-fucked by teffie05 January 12, 2009

Certified Pre-Fucked 

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours
My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.
Certified Pre-Fucked by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006
An truncated version of the phrase "perfectly fucked", similiar to fubar, and snafu perfucked is a situational modifier used to describe an event that ends in catastrophe, or disaster.
"At the time eating eight cupcakes in a row seemed like a good idea, but soon Wade's stomach became perfucked"
perfucked by Alex Makaryk November 7, 2007
1: "this bet is on"
2: "shit im perfucked for this bet"
Perfucked by Allison72 July 6, 2010
My meal is perfucked
Perfucked by VENOMINAR August 24, 2021
Babe, last night was perfucked.
Perfucked by SammyWrites July 14, 2016