pqize

when proud of having a chode

“hey kris you have a pqize “
puh-k-ize

by @pqize December 2, 2020

Rise for the prize

To become erect for sex.

Ok, we need to get naked while I rise for the prize!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Eyes on the prize dump

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.

Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.

by Intelligence001 March 25, 2022

big money prizes

Prizes that are big money

I flipped a jack up when I dealt for euchre... big money prizes.

by 81stCoptic’ June 15, 2018

prize cunt

someone who has elevated themselves beyond being worthy of just being refered to as a regular cunt, to that of being worthy of earning an award, or medal, due to their extended concentration or consistency of cuntishness.

my boss is a walking talking arsehole, a prize cunt

by Scottie2Hottie May 4, 2006

pull it sir prize

semen

The young journalist realized he had been tricked when the critic, now spent, mocked him saying, "there's your pull it sir prize."

by Truckdriver April 26, 2009