Phizer 

Phizer is the midichlorian of Awesomeness within every living thing.
Much like how midichlorians link a person to the Force this links us to the Awesome. It's the same Awesome the Fonz used to turn a jukebox on while hitting it. That is the way of the Phizer, the Awesome. But with every good Phizer there is a dark Phizer just as there are Jedi and Sith with the Force, people with the dark Phizer are simply known as Douchebags. 
Phizer can also be used as a word to exclaim or call something or someone cool and or awesome. Or you can go one up and say Phizerific. But if you're refering to a douchebag then the word becomes an insult.

"Dude you are so one with the phizer."

"That guy is such a phizing douchebag."

"I had the best day yesterday, it was phizerific."

"Man, does she have a great and phizer ass or what."

Phizer by Master Phizer February 7, 2010

Phizer 

Some that lacks intellection and shames others of there appearance or misinforms others of them being gay

Jarred: That’s why you fucking ugly, ugly fucking stick head ass, big nose faget small dick white boy looking head ass

Johnson: your a phizer

Phizer by Bog Water February 12, 2021

The Ron Pizer shot

The photographic method of taking a group photo of yourself and others provided your arm is long enough.

Rather than bothering the drunk guy at the bar to take a group photo, you opted to go with the Ron Pizer shot.

The Ron Pizer shot by Radiowaves February 3, 2013

phifer 

A surname of German lineage that is one of the most ancient names ever recorded, in Germany or elsewhere. It may refer to a musician, or player of the "pipe," or a spice merchant, particularly a merchant of "pepper." What surprises most to hear is that a German prophecy exists concerning a girl with this surname, predicted to be born in 1992. According ancient texts, she is fated to either save or destroy the world. Some scholars say she has the power to shift continents, others say she can create devastating maelstroms with the flick of her wrist, but that is only interpretation. Still, it's a story worth investigating.

Ms. Phifer, would you please spare us?

phifer by DoctorHistory September 26, 2013

Phize

Australian Hip Hop artist also going by the name of Philosophize

Philosophize also known as Phize

Phize by Suffa MC January 30, 2010

pfizer(ed) 

Rendered totally useless, broken beyond repair. A bad idea to start with.

"Nah, mate, the part is pfizer(ed) now. It was never going to work anyway. The quality's just not there."

pfizer(ed) by anonymous November 25, 2021

phazer 

-noun
1. a gun
more specifically;
a weapon made of a metal tube, with mechanical attachments, from which projectiles are discharged by the force of an explosion.

a.k.a. burner gat heater gun piece pistol strap

kevin caught a new case, he was arrested with a phazer.

phazer by derrick j. March 28, 2008