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Quadruped Position
Aristocratic term for the sexual position that the plebeians refer to as "doggie position".
Where the woman places herself on her hands and knees, while the man positions himself behind her on his knees. Often grasping her by her hips or placing one or two arms around her waist.
Where the woman places herself on her hands and knees, while the man positions himself behind her on his knees. Often grasping her by her hips or placing one or two arms around her waist.
Thomas: "Beatrice, might we try quadruped position for our intercourse tonight?"
Beatrice: "Yes Thomas, I believe the modification may be invigorating"
Thomas: "Wonderful Beatrice! Might I suggest Gautier Cognac to mark the occasion?"
Beatrice: "Yes Thomas, I believe the modification may be invigorating"
Thomas: "Wonderful Beatrice! Might I suggest Gautier Cognac to mark the occasion?"
Quadruped Position by Rizzey January 23, 2023
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Sloth position
When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.
Sloth position by super sloth man October 21, 2014
Loser Position
The Loser Position is where you bring both legs up over your head and point your cock right at your face, or more preferably mouth.
Loser Position by Whatwat3 April 24, 2021
titration position
When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.
Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"
titration position by BigDicNic November 20, 2016
Cigarette Position
Cigarette Position by TheRealGeorgeFloyd420 December 4, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.