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potimistic 

Being hopeful while you are stoned!

The act of believing something while you are high as fuck and not realizing that you are soon to forget what you are being hopeful about as soon as the THC leaves your body.
(while stoned)

(Josh)Yo I think I will get that Government job tommorow I mean I know they are going to drug test me but who knows I may pass!
(Travis) Way to be Potimistic bro!
potimistic by Lamzaney May 17, 2011
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potomistic 

utilizing every possible opportunity to obtain a sack to fulfill the optimism you get from being high
"I'm feeling very potomisic today, let's go pick up a sack."

"Are you feeling potomistic? I sure am..."
potomistic by tuesdayninjapenny August 1, 2012

Potimistic 

Potimism is a mental attitude reflecting a belief or hope that, after you hit the blunt, the outcome of some specific endeavor, or outcomes in general, will be positive, favorable, and desirable
ex1:
dude1: *hits the blunt* If people with one arm go get their nails done, do they pay half price?
dude2: dude you are being potimistic

ex2:
"the potimistic mood of the Sixties"
Potimistic by DarkN3sty January 30, 2019

poomister 

poomister is a name we call eachother when we are taking a poop in the sink and we clap our hands
HARVEY HARVEY BONER HARVEY HARVEY BONER
HARVEY HARVEY BONER HARVEY HAREVY BONER POOMISTER
Someone who hasn't lost his optimism by smoking a lot of pot.
Hey, Mike, what's up - you potimist?
potimist by Jimmy Corrigan June 11, 2006

potimistic 

I feel so potimistic right now...
potimistic by ToyYoda July 12, 2010
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