yardshark

A dog, so named because they live in yards and bite people like sharks do.

A yardshark mauled a toddler to death today.

by RoundenBrown September 18, 2021

Drooling zombie

Something that is dead or should have died, but is still alive. Usually refers to works of popular culture or art, such as TV shows and the like (see Jump the shark).

Guy 1: You hear the Simpsons is writing out Apu?
Guy 2: Oh well, I stopped watching that show years ago.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's a drooling zombie.

by RoundenBrown October 27, 2018

oar

1.) A tool used to row a boat.
2.) How Irish people pronounce the letter "R".

American guy: "Hand me the oar, we need to get this boat moving."
Irish guy: "Did you see Oar-T-E News last night?"

by RoundenBrown November 09, 2018

Emergency napkin stash

A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.

I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.

by RoundenBrown December 05, 2019

chroof

Noun. That which is chroo, or in accordance with reality.

The whole chroof and nothing but the chroof.

by RoundenBrown December 06, 2021

chroof

Something that is real, accurate, correct.

"You can't handle the chroof!"

by RoundenBrown October 04, 2021

chroof

Something real, authentic, accurate.

The chroof? You can't handle the chroof.

by RoundenBrown September 19, 2021