not just a pose... but a lifestyle. postin up is a privilege not a right. the origin of postin up can't officially be traced but it was believed to be started around the year 3000 B.C. when one posts up they find themselves in a state of relaxation, most of the time arms are folded and back is to a wall. if a wall is not present to "post" on, the postee can still "post up" with their arms folded taking a moderate athletic stance. a postee can not "post up" for more than 1 minute and 17 seconds at a time, violations of this essential rule can result in a loss of post privileges for the rest of said day.

me and my boy wilbert have been postin up in da post up zone.. where you been?

Postin Up by mattyjthepostuplegend January 20, 2009

Postin' Up

When one has mud butt and is hershey squirting uncontrollably, leading to many trips to the bathroom just to wipe, generally resulting from drinking very cheap liquor

"I shouldn't have drank all that Arrow last night, i've been postin' up all morning"

Postin' Up by TommyK February 22, 2009

Porting Up

to stop what one's doing to light up, smoke, and enjoy a Newport menthol.

Chill for a second, I'm about to Port Up.

or.

I'll be there in a second after I'm done porting up.

Porting Up by killyamomz2 October 4, 2008

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026