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Posting yo schloink up in dat bich 

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

postin up 

To post up is to chill somewhere. For example, someones home, a street, or any other location.
-Where you at?

-I'm just postin up at my crib.
postin up by Mark Connor December 17, 2008

postin' up 

1. to hang out or chill somewhere
derived from the Houston rapper Paul Wall
"hey man what are you doing tonight?"
"Hey I'm just postin' up at Tony's tonight."
postin' up by kellen l. November 28, 2007

Postin Up 

not just a pose... but a lifestyle. postin up is a privilege not a right. the origin of postin up can't officially be traced but it was believed to be started around the year 3000 B.C. when one posts up they find themselves in a state of relaxation, most of the time arms are folded and back is to a wall. if a wall is not present to "post" on, the postee can still "post up" with their arms folded taking a moderate athletic stance. a postee can not "post up" for more than 1 minute and 17 seconds at a time, violations of this essential rule can result in a loss of post privileges for the rest of said day.
me and my boy wilbert have been postin up in da post up zone.. where you been?
Postin Up by mattyjthepostuplegend January 20, 2009

Postin' Up 

When one has mud butt and is hershey squirting uncontrollably, leading to many trips to the bathroom just to wipe, generally resulting from drinking very cheap liquor
"I shouldn't have drank all that Arrow last night, i've been postin' up all morning"
Postin' Up by TommyK February 22, 2009

Porting Up 

to stop what one's doing to light up, smoke, and enjoy a Newport menthol.
Chill for a second, I'm about to Port Up.

or.

I'll be there in a second after I'm done porting up.
Porting Up by killyamomz2 October 4, 2008
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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