Schloink 

To squeeze through, pass by barely.

He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.

Schloink by MojPies August 11, 2010

Schloink 

A way of saying "masturbate" for men.

I am going to schloink when I get home.
I am schloinking it right now.

Schloink by SchloinkingIt January 8, 2024

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich 

Doing a gagiggle fuck without nutting

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich by Official word Nugget November 20, 2023

schlonkied 

Wasted out of your mind!

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied

schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

schoink 

ever wanna call someone a dumbass without calling them a dumbass? schoink is another word for dumbass! not many people will know what it means so you’re safe

peter: for crying out loud, stop being a schoink!
rebecca: a schoink?

schoink by imnotella April 9, 2021

Schlonk 

Another swedish word for penis :)

"Ohhh Look there, a sketa."
-"no"
"It's a twisted and rickrolled schlonk"

Schlonk by Barre Jarre September 21, 2012

Shloink 

Originally a sound effect, eventually became a word that could mean anything.

I dropped my spaghetti on the floor and it was like “shloink”. Then I shloinked over to Susan and cried for like 4 shloinking hours.

Shloink by Shloinkydoo December 18, 2018