wilbert

When a straight heterosexual male accidentally sticks his thumb up another man's rectum, purely by mistake. Usually occurs in male community showers at gyms or prisons/correctional facilities and dark rooms.
As I entered the dark room, I slipped and fell on Greg's bed, accidentally giving him a wilbert.

As the doctor was checking my cheeks, he accidentally gave me a wilbert.
by Jim Bobbbb May 05, 2008
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wilbert wilbert

wilbert wilbert is an anime weeb who should sue the bakery and sell there own product against them
wilbert wilbert needs to sue them
by pen_flipper May 05, 2022
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Wilbert

AKA Superman
FLawless hell of a Male

Your lucky if he's in your presences
very cool dude
Girl : damn he must be a wilbert
by baniz_loko October 25, 2011
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Wilbertism

An addiction to follow commands regardless of sense, to please the opposite gender
Bani : Why do you always do what Nadia told you to?

Devan : I recently got diagnosed with Wilbertism, that is probably why
by Devan wilbertism September 08, 2018
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Wilbert

one's penis or genial area
let's play with his wilbert!

my wilbert is sore!
by yeahdfrg45y4t6 June 30, 2005
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Wilbert

A boy tht ride for loved one (like:his girlfriend,mama,daddy and siblings

All of those people are his ride of die

He a boy tht will beat a nigga up
And he never lost a fight he loyal he put the together in together 💯😈
I met a boy named Wilbert a he was loyal and strong so he asked me out I said yes!!

By : wilbert
by Yung_.king12598 November 11, 2019
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