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posternity

A combination of posterity and eternity. It really does go on forever and ever and ever.
Travis: "I've come up with an idea for the ages"

Steve: "It'll go down in posternity"
by digik9 June 17, 2013
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Paternity Fraud

A form of Perjury and Fraud that is sanctioned by the State of California. Men who do not find out that "their" children are not in fact theirs within the state's statute of limitations are forced to continue to pay child support. This can take place regardless of evidence provided by the men.
A guy signs a birth certificate because his girlfriend says he's the dad. 5 Years later he finds the children have been seeing their biological father the whole time while he has been paying child support. The state forces him to continue to pay child support regardless of the results of DNA tests.

He is a Paternity Fraud Victim.
by Dryhumor September 9, 2009
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pisterity

(n) The state of being pissed.
That pissed me off to the highest level of pisterity!
by 007mi6 September 28, 2006
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Peeternity

When you are urinating and you start to think that it will never stop.
When I woke up this morning and used the restroom, it felt like I would be in there for peeternity.

Even though I was late for work, I was in the bathroom and it seemed like peeternity.
by tomjordan January 13, 2011
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Posterity

All future generations ahead. All the unborn generations collectively. All the people who will exist in the future. All succeeding generations. -Emeasoba George
Posterity is synonymous with offspring.
by Emeasoba George June 1, 2018
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paternity test

Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)
Stephanie tried to refuse to take the paternity test proving he wasn't the father because she didn't want the other guy to find out he wasn't the father either.
by LaDeena June 11, 2006
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Paternity Pants

Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.
Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.
by digs0 January 15, 2013
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