Posterity

All future generations ahead. All the unborn generations collectively. All the people who will exist in the future. All succeeding generations. -Emeasoba George

Posterity is synonymous with offspring.

by Emeasoba George June 1, 2018

Posterity

Posterity (noun): the ease of masturbation without searching through a whole Facebook or text conversation to find nudes.

Did you just save the nude snap I sent you?!
Oh, don't mind that, just recording it for posterity.

by Papawoot June 28, 2019

Posterize Moisturize

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.

A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!

by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

Postertizing

Postertizing occurs when a poster to a message board or similar media attempts to sell a product or service.

Douglas was constantly postertizing on social media, always working in his insurance products.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

posterior funk

The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.

Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
Senior: I think you mean posterior flank!

by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017

posterize

a Basketball term meaning to embarrass some one usually while slamming the ball over them. It refers to the guy whos being dunked on in basketball posters.

"Wow that guy just got posterized!"

by j-la August 22, 2003

pisterity

(n) The state of being pissed.

That pissed me off to the highest level of pisterity!

by 007mi6 September 28, 2006