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Posterity 

Posterity (noun): the ease of masturbation without searching through a whole Facebook or text conversation to find nudes.
Did you just save the nude snap I sent you?!
Oh, don't mind that, just recording it for posterity.
Posterity by Papawoot June 28, 2019

Posterize Moisturize 

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.
A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!
Posterize Moisturize by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

Postertizing 

Postertizing occurs when a poster to a message board or similar media attempts to sell a product or service.
Douglas was constantly postertizing on social media, always working in his insurance products.
Postertizing by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

posterior funk 

The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.
Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
Senior: I think you mean posterior flank!
posterior funk by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017

posterize 

a Basketball term meaning to embarrass some one usually while slamming the ball over them. It refers to the guy whos being dunked on in basketball posters.
"Wow that guy just got posterized!"
posterize by j-la August 22, 2003

pisterity 

(n) The state of being pissed.
That pissed me off to the highest level of pisterity!
pisterity by 007mi6 September 28, 2006
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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