1. The clandestine belief that your children and would be grandchildren are plotting to check your prostate.
2. When a man carries on his family name via butt pregnancy.
3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.
2. When a man carries on his family name via butt pregnancy.
3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.
1. Daryl's children believed in prosterity, much to his dismay.
2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.
3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.
2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.
3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.
by CherieCherryPie April 20, 2010
The attitude of someone whose prostate(s) are acting up but they don't want to get the problem taken care of because for some reason they think complaining about it all the time makes them seem more mature.
by ArdentGuard May 27, 2016
by Prosteroues March 29, 2021
Someone who is good at most things because when they try it they do it flawlessly out of sheer luck. every. Single. Time.
Im a proster croster.
He’s a proster croster man! he never tried (“”) and somehow aced it completely!
He’s a proster croster man! he never tried (“”) and somehow aced it completely!
by Jake cousino June 04, 2024
Someone who is good at most things because when they try it they do it flawlessly out of sheer luck. every. Single. Time.
Im a proster croster.
He’s a proster croster man! he never tried (“”) and somehow aced it completely!
He’s a proster croster man! he never tried (“”) and somehow aced it completely!
by Jake cousino June 04, 2024