Prosterity 

1. The clandestine belief that your children and would be grandchildren are plotting to check your prostate.

2. When a man carries on his family name via butt pregnancy.

3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.

1. Daryl's children believed in prosterity, much to his dismay.

2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.

3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.

Prosterity by CherieCherryPie April 20, 2010

prosterity 

The attitude of someone whose prostate(s) are acting up but they don't want to get the problem taken care of because for some reason they think complaining about it all the time makes them seem more mature.

I wish he would just get over his prosterity so we can hang out like normal people.

prosterity by ArdentGuard May 27, 2016

prospefity 

when dopey right-wingers try to tweet about prosperity

Senator Mike Lee tried to scold everybody about how representative democracy isn't the objective of voting. In addition to being a cunt Mr. Lee misspelled "prosperity" as "prospefity" and proceeded to get deeply ratioed and dragged online.

prospefity by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020

pisterity 

(n) The state of being pissed.

That pissed me off to the highest level of pisterity!

pisterity by 007mi6 September 28, 2006

prospefity 

A state of wealth that is dependent on less fortunate and underprivileged who prop up a white male cisgendered political illuminati whose aim is to destroy rank democracy for fear of these same less fortunate citizens having an equal voice.

"Democracy isn't the objective. Liberty, peace, and prospefity are; rank democracy can thwart that." - Send. Mike Lee (Utah)

prospefity by Crewhotdog October 8, 2020

Posterity 

All future generations ahead. All the unborn generations collectively. All the people who will exist in the future. All succeeding generations. -Emeasoba George

Posterity is synonymous with offspring.

Posterity by Emeasoba George June 1, 2018

Proscurity

Really, really awesomeness.

His aim and proscurity made his team dominate the competition.

Proscurity by Mark Fobert April 27, 2008