portaiture 

An incorrect spelling of portraiture.

In Art, we've been doing portaiture.

portaiture by dyslexic dyslexia March 21, 2023

Porniture 

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

Porniture by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013

porniture 

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.

"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."

porniture by Matt Bates December 1, 2003

Porniture 

The furniture used while making porn. Also could be used in the watching of porn.

“Don’t sit there, that’s my porniture.”

When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.

Porniture by I believe in pink January 11, 2019

portraiture 

A non-existent word used by arty-farty americanophile types to describe the action of taking portrait photographs

We specialise in premium portraiture

Q WTF is portraiture?

A Errr...portrait photography

portraiture by Fixer January 2, 2008

Petraiture 

A portrait of your pet

My mom cried when I gave her the custom Petraiture of her late pug for Christmas.

Petraiture by MML1234 April 2, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020