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Porniture 

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.
Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."
Porniture by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013
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porniture 

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.
"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."
porniture by Matt Bates December 1, 2003

Porniture 

The furniture used while making porn. Also could be used in the watching of porn.
“Don’t sit there, that’s my porniture.”

When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.
Porniture by I believe in pink January 11, 2019

portraiture 

A non-existent word used by arty-farty americanophile types to describe the action of taking portrait photographs
We specialise in premium portraiture

Q WTF is portraiture?

A Errr...portrait photography
portraiture by Fixer January 2, 2008

Petraiture 

My mom cried when I gave her the custom Petraiture of her late pug for Christmas.
Petraiture by MML1234 April 2, 2016