Petraiture 

A portrait of your pet

My mom cried when I gave her the custom Petraiture of her late pug for Christmas.

Petraiture by MML1234 April 2, 2016

petricure

to calm, to soothe; soften

Rebecca got a pedicure to petricure her aching feet.

petricure by WibbleTheFisch December 5, 2007

portraiture 

A non-existent word used by arty-farty americanophile types to describe the action of taking portrait photographs

We specialise in premium portraiture

Q WTF is portraiture?

A Errr...portrait photography

portraiture by Fixer January 2, 2008

perature 

Stupid

Subscribe to the perature channel Treemaster

perature by Sub2TreeMaster August 2, 2022

portaiture 

An incorrect spelling of portraiture.

In Art, we've been doing portaiture.

portaiture by dyslexic dyslexia March 21, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022