Petraiture

A portrait of your pet

My mom cried when I gave her the custom Petraiture of her late pug for Christmas.

Petraiture by MML1234 April 2, 2016

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petricure

to calm, to soothe; soften

Rebecca got a pedicure to petricure her aching feet.

petricure by WibbleTheFisch December 5, 2007

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Petraiture • perature • petricure • portaiture • portraiture

portraiture

A non-existent word used by arty-farty americanophile types to describe the action of taking portrait photographs

We specialise in premium portraiture

Q WTF is portraiture?

A Errr...portrait photography

portraiture by Fixer January 2, 2008

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perature

Subscribe to the perature channel Treemaster

perature by Sub2TreeMaster August 2, 2022

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portaiture

An incorrect spelling of portraiture.

In Art, we've been doing portaiture.

portaiture by dyslexic dyslexia March 21, 2023

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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