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Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome. The worst illness in the history of mankind that disables thousands of teenagers every year.
Dude, you're 23 and a Freshman in college? Are you some kind of dummy?
Nah, I had POTS and couldn't stand up for the last four years.

What the eff is POTS?
It means that as I'm standing here talking to you I feel like I'm going to throw up and pass out.
by Arvin Sloane May 11, 2008
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a disease in which your autonomic nervous system doesn't function properly, and the result is an abnormal increase in heart rate when standing or exercising. pots can be debilitating, but at least its not as bad as some other diseases. problems associated with pots included chronic fatigue, not being able to get up early in the morning, nausea, chest pain, headaches, lightheadedness, dizzyness. there is no cure but you can help urself out a lot by exercising daily and taking vitamin/ herbal supplements and some prescription meds.
Guy A: oh booh hoo I have pots. I'll just lay around the house all day and become deconditioned making my disorder worse.
Guy B: I have pots. but I can make it better by exercising and keeping myself busy and not laying around on the couch all day. I might never be cured but at least I'll feel better.
by krowkneeklay July 25, 2011
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pots... A nothern English term meaning dishes.
"look at all these dirty pots, grab that pot towel chuck,
I'll wash and you wipe"
by DIZZYskin December 10, 2007
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POTS is an acronym for: pussy on the side.
Why get married when I have my pots?
by R, Grooms June 30, 2006
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to be a part of the system
by giddy G gangster yo December 13, 2010
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Beer. Usually used when going out and you say to a friend, 'Coming out to get a few pots like'
1. Wanna get a few pots

2. Yea mate we just went pub and had a few pots
by BaileyUK June 23, 2004
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Pots are a smoking herb used primarily by hippies, idiots, and the rest of the middle class. but what most don't know is that you shouldn't smoke pots, you should smash them and take all the rupees
Sal: "Quit smokin all those pots you stupid hippies!"
Ryan:"How many pots you smoke today faggot?"
by King Scuzz November 09, 2011
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