Forseti's definitions

assmittens

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

by Forseti April 26, 2006

slapnuts

A pathetic person who gets slapped around due to incompetence.

Okay, slapnuts, now kiss the floor.

by Forseti April 26, 2006

for fucking out loud

Just like "for crying out loud", an exclamation of annoyance, usually as someone else being a complete moron.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally wrecked your car.
Guy 2: Oh for fucking out loud!

by Forseti April 26, 2006

dain bramage

What you get when you have killed enough brain cells to not be able to say "brain damage" properly. Courtesy of The Simpsons.

I drank a bottle of bleach last night, so it's a wonder how I didn't get dain bramage

by Forseti April 26, 2006

fucksicle

Usually airborn. Something you withhold from people you care a shit for.

Whatever that bitch does, I don't give flying fucksicle.

by Forseti April 28, 2006

pointy

Being in the process of having an erect penis.

She grabbed his crotch and realized she made him pointy.

by Forseti April 28, 2006

trilobite

A great word for Trekkies or others who will live in their mother's basement until retirement.

Can you believe that trilobite from the chess club asked me out?

by Forseti April 28, 2006